“cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped”

“cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped”
“Hi, my name’s Taylor. Nice to meet you.”
taylor knows how to take criticism
she knows how to laugh at herself
and that makes her infinite times more mature
than half of you
who sit behind a computer and criticize her every move
her life decisions
her relationships
her music
her clothes
and just about everything else (her love for antique things, r u fucking kidding me?)
and at the end of the day
all u r is mean
and a liar
and pathetic
and alone in life
bye